Art by Chiara Bautista
dang the graphics for this new super smash brothers game look really good
every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain
Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up
this is hell
Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
seriously, grow up please.
if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up
what if it’s not your mom who uses them
whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod